hey ducky' catch a hint.

Is 30 the new 20?I sure as shit hope so cause I turn 30 in a month and I am freaking out!!You know those Moms you see, who dress like complete hookers and wear clothes from the "junior miss" department in stores, in a sad attempt to get there 14 year old daughters boyfriends to call them   M.I.L.F's????Well, do you reckon that my frequent use of the words "balls" and "gnar-gnar" will make me look